i bet even the world’s greatest philosophers struggled with the question “do i want to jack off or sleep?”
“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
What the fuck is this! You’re all stupid for this. Don’t do this to the bars, you little shits!